The Sun has published a picture of a topless woman on Page Three and mocked media outlets that said the long-running feature had been dropped.
On Tuesday, the Sun’s sister paper the Times said the tabloid would no longer feature Page Three girls – but one appears in the Sun’s latest edition.
The supposed ending of Page Three was widely reported, despite the Sun neither confirming or denying it.
On the page, the Sun “apologises” on behalf of all those who ran the story.
The Sun announces Page Three’s return with a trail on the front page that reads: “We’ve had a mammary lapse.”
It heads the image of the woman, who is seen winking into the camera, “Clarifications and corrections”.
A caption under the photograph reads: “Further to recent reports in all other media outlets, we would like to clarify that this is Page 3 and this is a picture of Nicole, 22, from Bournemouth.
“We would like to apologise on behalf of the print and broadcast journalists who have spent the last two days talking and writing about us.”
Oh well …