Mantipping!

A recent campaign to stop the phenomenon known as “manspreading” on New York’s transportation system has men’s rights organizations in a tizzy, especially in Canada, where one “advocacy group” is demanding men be allowed to spread their legs as far and wide as they want to to avoid a pain more awful than anything women have ever known.

“Men have a high center of gravity, broad shoulders, and narrow hips. Because of this we’ll tip over if we sit with our legs together,” another man wrote in, what appears to be, all seriousness.

#GOD IF THIS WERE TRUE CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOARDES OF ROWDY DRUNKEN LADIES#RAMPAGING AROUND AND TIPPING GUYS OVER#BLOOP THERE YOU GO BUDDY#YOUR BRAWNY SHOULDERS AND MUSCULAR NECK HAVE CONSPIRED AGAINST YOU#SAY HI TO THE GODDAMN FLOOR

Roach, you will go down as the visionary that first conceived of mantipping. I’ll petition the olympic council for inclusion in 2016.

#we’ll need categories though #the distance tip #the running takedown #freestyle

I wish mantipping was a thing like I really just wanna throw elbows at drunk dudes

From The Bewilderness (an edited extract, attributions in original post)

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