So a while ago a saw an outraged series of posts signal boosting about the existence of a forum where people fantasized about having sex with alligators. And the post made the very valid point that the it is immoral and awful and gross and what the fuck is wrong with people? However, I think about this occasionally and find myself unable to work up much outrage because surely, surely, any one who actually tries to have sex with an alligator is going to get exactly what they deserve, right? I wish all terrible sexual fantasies came with such foolproof natural consequences.
QotD: “I wish all terrible sexual fantasies came with such foolproof natural consequences”