Light yellow and flecked off-white for passionate and bold French Vanilla and refined and understated Vanilla Bean. Because foodies and chefs know that vanilla comes in flavors and is not a “non flavor”.
Vanilla is not “bland”; it is its own flavor. Discerning palates can tell the difference between different types. The yellow stripe is the creamy, bold French Vanilla, which often contains egg yolks. The speckled off-white stripe is vanilla bean, a refined taste for refined palates.
Anti-Porn Feminists 
[…] other type of medical professional), is getting turned on by descriptions of violence that leave us boring old vanillas […]
I don’t think of myself as vanilla since it’s just a name kinksters made up so they could name-call everyone else. I always hear that I shouldn’t care what goes on in their bedroom, but they literally will not shut up about it and I have yet to met someone into BDSM who did not play non-consensual mindgames with everyone else.